say MAOAM!

October 21, 2009

i’ve never realised this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1209383/Fathers-outrage-pornographic-Haribo-MAOAM-sweet-wrappers.html

that father is either:

1. overprotective over his children

or

2. simply too bored

this is CRAZY

October 14, 2009

saw this on XX’s blog:

http://www.clicknetwork.tv/watch.aspx?c=1&p=19&v=245

everyone should go see how stupid these 2 guys are.

numbnuts, they call themselves.

i think they should be called dumbnuts instead.

random 到不行

October 4, 2009

#1:

backseats of the newest sbs buses.

it has 6seats in total,

out of which 2 of them (as arrowed) are too big for 1 person to sit,

yet too small for 2 people.

hmm,

i wonder if this design actually conserves space?

#2:

eat mooncakes on MAF?

nothing special!

i store files in mooncake! :D

#3:

this is the model that kingchan spent weeks on.

i think it’s super nice.

nope.

no biasness involved.

:P

odd one out

August 31, 2009

oddee.com is seriously one of my all time favourite websites! (thank you lester for introducing!) ’cause it has all the weird and funny and crappy stuff from all over the world, it’s like watching ripley’s believe it or not on your computer!

and here are some of my “favourites” from the site:

1) under 10 Most Fascinating Medical Miracles,

Wife shot by husband got a new face

Connie Culp is a 46-year-old Ohio woman who has had the first face transplant in the US, and her new look was a far cry from the puckered, noseless sight that made children shrink away in horror, after being shot by her husband.

Culp’s expressions are still a bit wooden, but she can talk, smile, smell and taste her food again. Her speech is at times a little tough to understand. Her face is bloated and squarish, and her skin droops in big folds that doctors plan to pare away as her circulation improves and her nerves grow, animating her new muscles. Culp’s husband, Thomas, shot her in 2004 then turned the gun on himself. He went to prison for seven years. His wife was left clinging to life. The blast shattered her nose, cheeks, the roof of her mouth and an eye. Hundreds of fragments of shotgun pellet and bone splinters were embedded in her face. She needed a tube into her windpipe to breathe. Only her upper eyelids, forehead, lower lip and chin were left.

She endured 30 operations. Doctors took parts of her ribs to make cheekbones and fashioned an upper jaw from one of her leg bones. She had countless skin grafts from her thighs. Still, she was left unable to eat solid food, breathe on her own, or smell. Then, in a 22-hour operation, Dr. Maria Siemionow led a team of doctors who replaced 80 percent of Culp’s face with bone, muscles, nerves, skin and blood vessels from another woman who had just died. It was the fourth face transplant in the world.

No information has been released about the donor or how she died, but her family members were moved when they saw before-and-after pictures of Culp.

2) under Unfortunate Bodies: 7 Unbelievable Genetic Accidents,

Frog-like Baby (unidentified baby – Nepal)

On 2006, this bizarre-looking baby was born in Charikot, the headquarters of Dolakha district, attracting a huge number of onlookers to witness the astonishing sight.

The neck-less baby with its head almost totally sunk into the upper part of the body and with extraordinarily large eyeballs literally popping out of the eye-sockets, was born to Nir Bahadur Karki and Suntali Karki at the Gaurishnkar Hospital in Charikot. The Karki couple is a permanent resident of Dolakha’s Bhirkot VDC.

The bizarre baby, however, died after half an hour of its birth, Suntali, the mother, informed. It was taken to the hospital after its death. The news about such a baby being brought to the hospital spread like wildfire and there were hundreds gathered at the hospital to have a look. The police had to be deployed to control the crowd.

The baby weighed 2kg at birth and was born after the normal nine-month gestation period. Suntali, already a mother of two normal daughters, was not suffering from any illness during the pregnancy. Nir Bahadur, the father, says he does not feel any remorse for the newly-born baby’s death. “I am happy that nothing happened to my wife,” he said.

NOTE: Our readers, Becca and Andrew, report us that “the baby has a condition called anencephaly, a neural tube defect (like the cyclops baby), with no proper brain formation. The baby would have died a few days later. That’s why women are advised to take folate in early pregnancy.” –Thank you!

me: this is sad :(

3) under 10 Worst Plastic Surgery Disasters,

Dennis Avner: the Catman

Dennis Avner, also known by “Catman” or his native american name of “Stalking Cat”, has undergone incredible extensive surgery in order to look like his totem animal, the tiger. Modifications include extensive tattooing, transdermal implants to allow whiskers to be worn, subdermal implants to change the shape of the face and the filing and shaping of the teeth to make them look more like a tiger’s.

me: what the hell is he thinking!?

4) under 10 Most Extreme Body Parts,

Cathie Jung: World’s Smallest Waist –15 inches

Honestly, no Photoshop. Cathie Jung’s tiny waist measures just 15in (38cm), making her figure distinctly hourglass. The Queen of Corsets, as she has aptly named herself, has worn tight-fitting corsets for years to get there, and appears in the 2007 edition of the Guinness Book of World Records. Whilst she currently holds the record for the smallest waist on a living person, the record for the smallest waist ever goes to Ethel Granger who had a wasit of just 13″.

me: GOSH.

Vivian Wheeler: World’s Longest Female Beard –11 inches

With the longest hair in her beard measuring 11 inches – 27.9 cm., Vivian Wheeler of Illinois is blessed (blessed?! i wouldn’t want to be “blessed in this way! ) with having the longest beard for a female. Her father insisted she start shaving at the age of 7, but since 1993 Vivian Wheeler has not, letting her beard grow.

5) under 12 Most Bizarre ID Cards and Passport Photos,


Meet Batman Bin Suparman.
Aparently this young man from Singapore was blessed in 1990 with
being named after two superheroes: Batman and Superman.
“Bin” means “son of”, so his name is really “Batman son of Superman”, which is even funnier…

6) under 15 Most Idiotic Tattoos,

She was born with 4 toes and a sense of humor

me: i agree!

7) under 8 Most Bizarre Body Modifications,

Scarification

Scarification is the creative and artistic application of scars in a controlled manner to achieve an aesthetically or spiritually pleasing result. In the process of body scarification, scars are formed by cutting the skin. Even though many people hold that scarification is no more painful than tattooing, it is somehow more “intense” to most of them.

me: this reminds me of saw II :( he’s really living up to the words on his tattoo: crazy man!

so everyone please visit oddee.com for more of such crazy/interesting stuff!

my first!

August 20, 2009

a quick chat.

hope it is really as 轻松 as it sounds.

wish me luck!

uhuhu!

June 14, 2009

farewell to the idea of wanting to franchise this cheesecake to singapore.

this freaking bakery is owned by Mahathir!

:(

shall just concentrate on being a good hynotherapist (if i ever get a chance to).

or should i join star search?

this IS so freaky

June 9, 2009

gives me the creeps whenever i look at this picture.

where did that extra hand on my back come from?

there was clearly no one on the left side of me.

(for the uninformed, i’m the one on the far left wearing a white top)

:(

i’m so freaked out.

one step forward!

June 2, 2009

i figured i’ve slacked enough since the day i had my last paper,

so i’ve finally decided to take a step (a rather BIG one!) forward in pursuing my future career!

that is to say,

i’m going for the hynotherapy course preview tomorrow in orchard!

and if i like it,

the real thing will start next week!

and if i manage to complete the course,

i’ll become a certified hynotherapist!

wish me luck wish me luck wish me luck!

checklist

April 6, 2009

slimming down —– failed.

teeth whitening —– failed.

eyebrow shaping —– failed.

hair treatment —– didnt even do it at all.

shit.

i hope i’ll still look good! :(

it’s been..

April 6, 2009

2 years since i bid farewell to baozhu, wenhao and edwin.

a year since i cried when the mchat gang + xiu + many others left.

4 weeks since i started practising my own command items.

and,

command is finally here.

let’s just hope we’ll all put up a spectecular show tonight.

KR COMMAND 0809!